A crew of Ad Zombies web developers crowded around a cluttered desk of keyboards and cables, resurrecting a website together
Web Reanimation

We Resurrect Dead Websites For The AI Age

Your website isn’t broken. It’s decaying. And every day it sits there, it’s costing you customers.

It loads too slowly. Google can only see half of it. AI search engines don’t know you exist. The person who built it has held you hostage with monthly fees ever since. And updating a single paragraph takes a phone call, a ticket, and a Tuesday.

That’s not a website. That’s a liability.

What Digital Decay Costs You

Every second of load time costs you visitors. Every page Google can’t crawl costs you rankings. Every AI assistant that doesn’t know your business is a referral you’ll never get. And every month you stay on a platform you don’t own is another month you’re paying rent instead of building equity.

Web Reanimation Is Different

We rebuild your website on the fastest stack available. Astro. Sanity CMS. Vercel. GitHub. Pages that load in under a second. Content you can update yourself without calling anyone. A site Google can read. A site AI search engines can find.

And here’s the part most agencies won’t tell you: you own everything. The code. The content. The domain. The CMS. No monthly “hostage fees.” No platform lock-in. Dead Ass.

What’s Included

Every Web Reanimation project includes: full site audit, complete new architecture, all new copy, Sanity CMS setup, Vercel hosting configuration, 301 redirect map, schema markup, Google Search Console setup, and a 90-day post-launch check-in.

Before

Slow. Invisible. Expensive to update. Built on someone else’s platform.

After

Sub-second loads. AI-ready. Search-friendly. Yours to control forever.

How

Astro. Sanity CMS. Vercel. GitHub. The fastest stack on Earth.

Pricing and Capacity

Web Reanimation projects start at $10,000. Scope determines final investment. We accept a maximum of 5 Web Reanimation projects per month. That’s not a marketing line. It’s the truth.

Ongoing Support Options

Managed Hosting

$197
per month
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Growth Plan

$1,500+
per month
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Frequently Asked Questions

Most projects take 6 to 12 weeks from kickoff to launch. Complex sites with large content libraries take longer. We'll give you a specific timeline during the assessment, not a vague estimate.

Projects start at $10,000. The final investment depends on the size of your site, the amount of content we're creating, and whether you need an integrated assessment tool or AI chat. We'll give you a fixed-price proposal after the assessment.

Yes. Full stop. You own the code, the content, the domain, and access to your CMS. We don't do digital hostage situations.

We work from your brand direction. If you love how something looks, we'll build it better and faster. The goal isn't to change your brand. The goal is to make it perform.

No. Sanity CMS is designed for non-technical people. Updating copy, adding blog posts, and publishing new pages doesn't require a developer. We'll train your team before we hand it over.

Ready to resurrect your website?

Only 5 Web Reanimation projects accepted per month. Start your assessment now.