Your Marketing Is Dead. Your Business Doesn’t Have To Be.
You didn’t build a great business just to be invisible. But somewhere between “we need more customers” and “why isn’t this working,” your marketing flatlined. We’ve seen this body before. And we know exactly how to bring it back.
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What We Reanimate
You didn’t get here by being bad at your job. You got here because somewhere along the way, your marketing stopped working — and nobody told you why. We fix that. Here’s how.
Web Reanimation
We resurrect dead websites for the AI Age. Sub-second loads. AI-ready. Search-friendly. Yours to own forever.
Web Reanimation
We Resurrect Dead Websites for the AI Age
Starts at $10,000 Only 5 projects accepted per month
Brand Reanimation
Complete brand transformation. New identity, new voice, new story — built for the market that exists now.
Brand Reanimation
Complete Brand Transformation
Starts at $25,000
Marketing Autopsy
Before we can fix it, we need to know what killed it. A forensic audit of where your marketing went wrong.
Marketing Autopsy
Find Out What Killed Your Marketing
Starts at $45,000
Fractional CMO
Ken "Spanky" Moskowitz as your outsourced CMO. 40+ years of Super Bowl-level strategy, applied to your business.
Fractional CMO
Ken "Spanky" as Your CMO
Average $20,000/month
BAM Mastermind
Branding, advertising, and marketing community for serious business owners who are done being invisible.
BAM Mastermind
The Community for Serious Business Owners
$2,500/month
Super Bowl Level Ads
For brands that want a legendary marketing moment. 10 Super Bowls. We know how to make the world pay attention.
Super Bowl Level Ads
Legendary Marketing Moments
Creative consulting starts at $150,000 Production starts at $500,000
Proof
Some Of Our Sexy
Different brands. Different categories. Same standard.
BAM AI Community · Skool
Marketing That Isn’t Dead Yet.
Learn It Live With Spanky.
BAM stands for Branding, Advertising, and Marketing — the same three things we’ve been obsessed with for 40 years. Inside the community, Ken “Spanky” Moskowitz shows you exactly how he’s using AI to write ads, build campaigns, and grow brands right now — not theory, the actual playbooks.
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Multiple Live Trainings Every Month
Get in the room with Spanky for several live sessions a month as he breaks down real campaigns, AI marketing workflows, and what’s actually working right now.
AI Marketing Playbooks
Swipe files, prompts, and frameworks built from 100,000+ ads written — ready for you to plug into your own business.
A Community That Gets It
Serious business owners trading wins, asking questions, and holding each other accountable. No fluff, no gurus, no funnel hacking.
Your Business May Be Showing Signs of Digital Decay
We don’t look for broken websites. We look for signs of digital decay. Most businesses don’t realize their marketing is decaying until it’s already costing them customers. Hover each one to see why it matters.
Your Website Makes People Wait
Every second they wait is a customer clicking over to your competitor.
Google Can't Find Half Your Site
You could be the best in town and Google would never tell a soul.
AI Search Has Never Heard Of You
ChatGPT is sending your customers to competitors it's actually heard of.
Your Words Sound Like Nobody Wrote Them
Boring copy reads like nobody is home, and customers buy from somebody.
People Show Up, Then Just Leave
That's not traffic. That's money walking in and walking right back out.
Your Site Hasn't Changed In Years
Is your website frozen in time? Customers might think your business is too.
The good news? Digital Decay is treatable.
Find Out How Bad It Is →We Resurrect Dead Websites For The AI Age
Most websites are slow, bloated, hard to update, and invisible to AI search. They were built for a world that no longer exists. Web Reanimation transforms them into fast, AI-ready, conversion-focused sales machines you actually own and control.
You own the website. You own the content. You own the domain. We don’t believe in digital hostage situations. Dead Ass.
Slow. Invisible. Expensive to update. Built on someone else’s platform.
Sub-second loads. AI-ready. Search-friendly. Yours to control forever.
Only5Web Reanimation projects accepted per month.
Start Your Web Reanimation Assessment →Brands We’ve Reanimated
We’ve worked with brands you shop at, root for, and drink. Here’s what reanimated looks like in the real world.
