Branding. Advertising. Marketing.
Your Marketing Stopped Working. We Bring It Back to Life.
Ad Zombies rebuilds the brands, websites, and ads of businesses that stopped getting customers. Super Bowl creative. AI speed. And you own every piece of it. Dead Ass.
Does This Sound Like Your Business?
Most businesses don't notice their marketing is dying until it's already costing them customers. Tap a card to see why it matters.
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Your Website Makes People Wait
Every second they wait, a customer is clicking over to your competitor.
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Google Can't Find Half Your Site
You could be the best in town, and Google would never tell a soul.
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AI Search Has Never Heard Of You
ChatGPT is sending your customers to competitors it's actually heard of.
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Your Ads Sound Like A Robot Wrote Them
Boring copy reads like nobody is home, and customers buy from somebody.
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People Show Up, Then Just Leave
That's not traffic. That's money walking in and walking right back out.
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Your Site Hasn't Changed In Years
Is your website frozen in time? Customers might think your business is too.
Here's the part nobody says out loud. You are good at what you do. You do the work every day. And it feels like nobody can see you. That's not a you problem. That's a dead marketing problem.
Good businesses should not lose to louder ones. Marketing is supposed to work for you, not sit in the corner collecting dust.
The good news? Dead marketing is fixable.
Find Out What's Dead →How Reanimation Works
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Take the free assessment.
Three minutes. We check your site, your brand, and whether Google and AI search can find you.
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Get your Reanimation Plan.
We tell you what's dead, what's dying, and what to fix first. No fluff. No 40-page report.
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Watch customers come back.
We build it, you own it. Fast website. Clear brand. Ads that sound like a human wrote them.
Services
Pick Your Reanimation
Not sure which one you need? Take the free assessment and we'll tell you.
Web Reanimation
Your website, rebuilt to load in under a second and show up in Google and AI search. You own it forever.
Starts at $10,000
Start My Assessment →Brand Reanimation
A new look, a new voice, and a story customers actually remember.
Starts at $25,000
Reanimate My Brand →Marketing Autopsy
Before we fix it, we find out what killed it. A full look at where your marketing went wrong.
Starts at $45,000
Book My Autopsy →Fractional CMO
Ken runs your marketing like it's his own business. Super Bowl strategy, part-time price.
Average $20,000 per month
Let’s Talk →Super Bowl Level Ads
For brands that want the whole world to look up at the same time.
Creative consulting from $150,000. Production from $500,000.
Make History →BAM Community
Want to learn it yourself? Get in the room with Spanky every month and watch him do it live.
$99 per month on Skool
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We've Seen This Before. About 100,000 Times.
Ken "Spanky" Moskowitz has been bringing brands back to life since 1985. Ten Super Bowl ads. Over $460 billion in client revenue generated. 100,000 ads written for brands you drink, drive, and root for.
He's also sat across the table from a lot of business owners who were tired, frustrated, and tired of being told to "just post more." We don't do that. We find what killed your marketing, and we fix it.
Now that same 40-year brain runs the AI systems doing the work. Same ideas that sold Coca-Cola and Chevrolet. A speed 1985 Ken couldn't have dreamed up.
“Great brands aren’t born. They’re reanimated.”
Ken “Spanky” Moskowitz, Founder & CCO, Ad Zombies
Brands We’ve Reanimated
We’ve worked with brands you shop at, root for, and drink. Here’s what reanimated looks like in the real world.
What Happens If You Wait
Every month your marketing stays dead, a competitor with a worse product and a better website takes a customer that should have been yours. Not because they're better. Because they're easier to find.
What Happens When You Don't
Your site loads before they can blink. Google and ChatGPT send people your way. Your ads sound like you. And the phone does the thing it's supposed to do. It rings.
BAM AI Community · Skool
Marketing That Isn’t Dead Yet.
Learn It Live With Spanky.
BAM stands for Branding, Advertising, and Marketing — the same three things we’ve been obsessed with for 40 years. Inside the community, Ken “Spanky” Moskowitz shows you exactly how he’s using AI to write ads, build campaigns, and grow brands right now — not theory, the actual playbooks.
skool.com/spanky
Multiple Live Trainings Every Month
Get in the room with Spanky for several live sessions a month as he breaks down real campaigns, AI marketing workflows, and what’s actually working right now.
AI Marketing Playbooks
Swipe files, prompts, and frameworks built from 100,000+ ads written — ready for you to plug into your own business.
A Community That Gets It
Serious business owners trading wins, asking questions, and holding each other accountable. No fluff, no gurus, no funnel hacking.
Where We Are
Ad Zombies is headquartered at 1410 West Auto Drive, Tempe, Arizona 85284, and works with businesses worldwide — most projects run remotely, and geography has never been the hard part.